Copy Of The Fortunes File

 1 Words are the voice of heart
 2 A modem is a baudy house.
 3 A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
 4 A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
 5 An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
 6 * UNIX was a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
 7 Any time things appear to going better, you have overlooked something.
 8 Life vs. death.
 9 Life vs death.
10 Armadillo: Supplying weapons to a Spanish pickle.
11 E Pluribus UNIX
12 Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.
13 Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
14 He sells C-Shells by the C-Shore.
15 Helping others ==> we all benefit
16 Disk crisis, please clean up!
17 If at first you don't succeed, give up, don't be a darn fool.
18 Love the Sea? I dote upon it - from the beach
19 Line printer paper is strongest at preforations.
20 Man Year: 730 people working feverishly until noon.
21 Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
22 Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
23 Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
24 The future isn't what it used to be!
25 On a clear disk you can seek forever.
26 She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
27 I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
28 Satire doesn't look pretty upon a tombstone.
29 No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
30 The rain in Portugal falls mainly in the mountains.
31 The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.
32 Time is about the stream I go a-fishing in.
33 Three witches had three watches. Which witch was watching which watch?
34 You might have mail
35 Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
36 The End